HUMAN PROBLEMS - PINCH OF HUMOR

THE PRESERVER AND THE DESTROYER:

IN A SATSANG ( RELIGIOUS PREACHING )

EVEN GODS HAVE PROBLEMS – IN PRESENT DAY CONTEXT.

THE SAINT WAS DELIVERING HIS PREACHING IN PRESENT DAY CONTEXT, WHICH WAS LACED WITH  A BIT OF HUMOR,

HE RAISED  THE TOPIC OF HUMAN PROBLEMS, WHICH WE ARE ALL COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME,  

HE DELIBERATED …  

EVEN THE GODS HAVE THEIR OWN SET OF PROBLEMS, MUCH MORE THAN US….

HE STARTED A NARRATION.

LORD SHIVA AND LORD VISHNU  WERE HAVING A DRINK ONE DAY AFTER DAYS WORK AND SHIVA WAS COMPLAINING TO VISHNU ABOUT  HIS PROBLEMS.

SHIVA  SAID :

I HAVE TWO SONS GANESH AND KARTIKIYA.

GANESH SITS ON A MOUSE,

KARTIKYA SITS ON A PEACOCK.

AND  I HAVE A SNAKE AROUND MY NECK.

THE PEACOCK EYES THE SNAKE  (PEACOCKS EAT SNAKES).  

MY SNAKE EYES GANESHA’S MOUSE.

WORSE, I  SIT ON NANDI, THE BULL,

AND MY  WIFE  PARVATI  SITS ON THE LION….

 NOW THE LION IS EYEING MY NANDI  !!

I HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE BALANCING THESE THINGS .

WORSE STILL, PARVATI DOES NOT LIKE HER SISTER , GANGA TO SIT ON MY HEAD (WIVES ARE JEALOUS)  IT IS SO COLD ON KAILASH,

AND WITH ALL THESE PROBLEMS, VERY LITTLE CLOTHES ON ME, I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF !!

I DRANK POISON, BUT THAT GOT STUCK IN MY THROAT, AND I CAN'T EVEN DIE !!!

VISHNU SIPPED HIS SHERBET AND SAID

“ YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOTHING , LISTEN TO MINE”.

“I  HAVE  ONE  SON,  KAAMDEV,  THE  LORD  OF  LUST.

HE HAS CREATED HAVOC IN THE COSMOS.

LOOK AT WHAT HE HAS DONE TO CHINA  AND  INDIA, 
MY FAVOURITE PLACES....     I AM ASHAMED  !!

I  HAVE  ONE  WIFE  LAXMI.

EVERYONE PRAYS TO ME,

BUT WANT HER TO COME TO THEIR HOUSE.  
...AND NO ONE WANTS TO LET HER GO.

SHIVA, UR  WIFE  IS  WITH  U, MINE IS ROAMING ALL AROUND THE WORLD, WITH  NO  ONE WANTING TO LEAVE HER !! HOW WOULD U FEEL IN MY PLACE  ?”

“ALSO MY VAHAAN, THE VEHICLE OF TRAVEL,  IS  GARUDA, THE BIG EAGLE.

 I  HAVE  NO SEAT BELT, NO AIRBAGS, SO COLD UP THERE,

……ITS VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION TO HANDLE..   U SEE.”

YOU ARE SITTING IN ONE SOLID PLACE , MOUNT KAILASH !!!!

 LOOK AT ME....

 I AM SITTING ON THE OCEAN,  ON  THE  HEAD  OF  SHESHNAG, WITH MULTIPLE HEADS, AND IF ONE HEAD GOES WONKY AND BITES ME, THAN WHAT !!! .”

YES……….

 WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS,

EACH HUMAN BEING HAVING HIS OR HER OWN SET OF PROBLEMS.

BUT WE HAVE TO FACE THEM AND GET ALONG.

ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE.....!!!

EVERYONE HAS HIS OWN HELL... EVEN IN HEAVEN...

ENJOY LIFE , RELAX    &  TAKE CARE   
                  😊😀

…… FLYFREE ….